1) Every day I get to be around pigs, goats, sheep, cows and chickens. All I have to do is feed them, and they are happy. Sometimes they let me pet them. But mostly they run away from me. Now thats power! How many of your coworkers run away when you walk in the room?
2) My "office" is the outdoors. And I have a million dollar office view.
3) No one cares if I wear the same clothes everyday, and I get compliments on my sexy steel toe rubber boots.
4) Two words: Power Tools. Nuff said.
5) Free work out. I don't need to go to the gym anymore. Although I fear I may end up with a disproportionately large right bicep.